Facts to Match my Feelings

I’ve noticed a popular new cultural trend. I’m jumping on the bandwagon with gusto. So …heads up to my FB and blog peeps, I want to let you know that I’ve experienced some new feelings (some quite unpleasant), so I’m going to update some of my facts.

I’m 45 years old
I weigh 185 lbs (pretty buff)
I have a full head of wavy red hair
I have a killer ladyfriend and it looks like it’ll last.
My dump truck always starts.
Obama is still President.

Please update your reality to reflect the new conditions. And don’t give me any of your crap.

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