Trump ‘Member’: – for the small fee of $200,000 a year (up $100k this year), you can spend every weekend with the president at Mar-A-Lago playing golf, eating shark and lobster and watching the president solve crises like the Korean Missile Crisis in the dining room. Imagine!

Trump ‘Supporter’: – you get to buy your own $5 polyester hat, stand in line in the heat for two hours in Melbourne, FL, then swelter inside an airline hanger while the president demostrably lies to you to distract attention from the toxic mess his administration is creating in Washington. Imagine!

You decide.